Martian Lawyers Club

PITCH

The infinite card game machine you didn't know you needed. Don't spend days cracking packs and spending your dimes, when you can build new cards instantly! Gone are the days of a shiny Charizard being the envy of the many, for now the many have ...foil Battle Cucumbers, ...a very rare Lisping Mage, ...the one and only Oatmeal Man!